Rent....a Celebrity?

Saw this story and started laughing
Rent a Celebrity!
So people spend huge amounts of money to have a "celebrity" come to their party.
It got me to thinking, though...what "celebrity" would I want to come to my house?
Michael C. Ruppert came to mind. I'd love to have an indepth conversation with him about the ills that have beset our country and how we can help each other through the difficult times ahead.
Also, Patrice Lewis, SciFiChick, Phelan, James Dakin and, generally, most of the bloggers I follow!
Now, I know most of them don't consider themselves "celebrities", but to me they are! They inspire me, make me think, give me ideas, entertain me and I consider them friends, even though I have never met them in person.
Ruppert is probably the only real celebrity type celebrity on my list!
I would love to sit down with any of these folks just to talk, wander out to show them my goats and other critters. Maybe bake some bread with them, or show them my new cheese making stuff.
What "celebrity" would you like to invite into your home? (I swear, if any of you mention Kim Kardashian, I will email you a smack on the head!)